I started drinking Slim-Fast for breakfast a few months ago. It took me a few days to acquire a taste for the meal in a can, but now I kind of like it. My favorite flavors are chocolate and then strawberry.

My wife soon followed me in the Slim-Fast adventure and she started drinking one for breakfast. She doesn’t like the chocolate flavor. Her favorite flavor is vanilla. Most of the time we buy two cases, one chocolate for me and one vanilla for her. Every once in a while we compromise and buy a strawberry for us to share.

This week we ran out of Slim-Fast so Monica asked me to go pick up two cases from the store. When I left the store I had one vanilla, (with a bonus three extra cans!) and one chocolate (no bonus for the chocolate).

The next morning when I awoke I went to drink my chocolate Slim-Fast and when I opened it I decided to look inside the can. Instead of a dark chocolate milk like substance I saw a muddy water looking substance. I smelled this substance and it didn’t smell like chocolate. Instead it smelt like coffee. I hate coffee. I looked at the can and I had mistakenly picked up an entire case of Cappuccino Delight Slim-Fast. Honest mistake, but my taste buds are really mad at me right now.