The following post was inspired by Thomas Lane and his blue covered Bible. Thomas was the lead intern at Waters Edge this past summer. I walked into his office and made a joke about him reading Psalty. He had no idea what I was talking about. If you don’t have a fat clue who Psalty is then it’s a sign that you didn’t grow up in church in the 80’s or early 90’s. I started wondering what happened to Psalty and then wrote the following.

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Psalty was a key part of many Christians childhoods. Growing up in church in the 1980’s there is no doubt that Psalty made an appearance at your church. Psalty the singing songbook could relate to kids in every denomination. If you were baptist he represented the Baptist Hymnal. If you were Methodist he represented the Methodist Song Book. If you were Amish he represented the Ausbund. No matter what denomination you were in you could relate to Psalty. Who could forget Psalty’s catch phrase, “Praise the Lord!” Psalty and his beautiful wife Psaltina had three adorable kids, Harmony, Melody, and Rhythm. Oh and don’t forget about their dog Blooper who always hit wrong notes.

Psalty came on the scene in the 1980’s and was an instant hit with Christian kids everywhere. His albums filled Christian’s minivans, complete with their wood trim and Christian fishes on the back, with such joyous songs like “Heaven is A Wonderful Place,” and “The Wa Wa Song.” His personal appearances were the equivalent of a Wiggles Concert for Christian tikes. And then without so much as a goodbye tour Psalty disapeared. What happened you ask? Well, that is a story of Biblical porportions.

In the 1990’s something tragic happened to Psalty. Churches were introduced to contemporary music and dun dun dun…video screens. Before you know it kids had a difficult time relating to a singing song book. He was quickly replaced with something a little more edgy, talking vegetables. The Veggie Tales quickly became the standard for Christian children’s entertainment. Psalty found himself depressed, out of work, and going the way of the prodigal song book. No one heard from Psalty for over ten years.

One day Psalty was depressed and listening to Carmen cassetts when he came up with a brillant idea. It was an idea from God. Psalty could make a come back. This time Psalty would come back better than ever as Psalty the Smart Phone. Now Psalty was hip again. He replaced singable songs with children’s rap. He got a facelift to replace the pages with an electronic screen. Psalty the Smart Phone is now ready to make a comeback in children’s programs all across the country. Psalty’s story is a story of redemption. He is an example of how God is a God of second chances. “Praise the Lord!”

Do you remember Psalty? What other Christian products made up your childhood?