I can’t believe that I’m going to write this, but I loved a Fast and the Furious movie! To me the Fast and Furious series is like Bazooka Joe Gum. It looks fun but it doesn’t have much flavor.

I know the movies have done well at the box office but to me they are a lot of splash and not a lot of substance. I could see liking the series if I loved cars, but I barely know how to turn on my hazards. Now I’ve seen all of the Fast movies except for the one in Tokyo. I feel the same about all of them. The movie franchise started as a lesser version of Point Break. It was not very original and not very memorable. Now most movie franchises don’t get better over time. Especially when they get to a fifth film. Somehow the Fast series hit it’s peak at number five.

If the movie Ocean’s 11 had a child with The Borne series and that child became a teenager who could drive fast it would be Fast Five. It’s a great action movie. It’s rated PG-13 for a pointless F-bomb, action/violence, and some skimpy bikinis. I could have done without the F-bomb and the skimpy bikinis. I give it two thumbs up.

Rob’s Rating System =
Two Thumbs Up – A great movie worth paying full price.
One Thumb Up – A decent attempt and worth seeing at a matinee price.
Thumb to the side – An ok film, but wait for video.
Thumb down – A stinker of a film. Don’t waste your life seeing it.