My brain feels constipated with thoughts. The following is a brain dump of all the random stuff going on in my head.

• Yesterday at WEC was sick. We made it rain on Phil Poteat while he sang Rain Down by By the Tree. The song was intertwined with video clips from last weeks spontaneous (122 people) baptism. It was one of my favorite services ever at WEC.
• My wife and I bought a new heating unit for our house. We’ve lived here 4 years and each year we have awful results from our heat. It shuts off for no apparent reason. I’m going to be thankful to have a warm house this winter.
• I’ve been gaining weight lately. I went to the gym 5 times last week and I gained two pounds. I also ate out almost every lunch last week and one breakfast due to meetings. Imagine what I would have gained if I didn’t work out five times.
• I think I may buy the Shake Weight. Just joking. I did see an infomerical for it right as I started blogging and it made me laugh.
• The Shake Weight infomercial was followed up by an infomercial for an ab machine. I flipped channels and the Total Gym sponsored by Chuck Norris was on. I think God might be trying to get my attention and he’s using Chuck Norris to do it.
• Speaking of Chuck Norris…did you know that Chuck Norris gargles antifreeze? Did you know that if you stare at the American flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris pops up. Chuck Norris beard conquered Poland three times. And finally Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
• Speaking of weight gain…have you ever noticed how on the news when they talk about obesity they show the fatest person they can find walking down a street? It’s always a picture of someone’s butt. Do they have to get permission from the person to show that footage? If so, that would be an awkward conversation.
• I like the song Fireflies by Owl City. I don’t have a fat clue what the point of the song is but it’s catchy.
• The NBA season starts Tuesday! I’m amped.
• My wife is awesome! She surprised me with tickets to see the Lakers play the Sixers in January. It’s my goal to see the Lakers play in every NBA arena before I die.
• This Sunday I’m speaking at WEC. I’m not going to lie…I’m a little nervous following up the last 2 weeks at WEC. INCREDIBLE! Good thing it’s not a competition. I also find peace in remembering that it’s not about me.
• Tomorrow night I’m going to a dessert thingy for Young Life. I don’t know what to call it. They are serving dessert…thus a dessert thingy. I love Young Life. Monica met Jesus through going to Young Life. They will always be special to me because of that.

Whew…I feel much better now.