My brain feels constipated with thoughts. The following is a mind dump of all the random stuff going on in my head…

  • I ate some beans over the weekend. I was just looking out for my heart. I’ve heard they’re good for your heart. It made me wonder though; who started the rumor that beans are good for heart? And is it true?
  • My friend and co-worker Jamey Menser is about to become a competitive eater. He entered Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog competition in Norfolk, VA. It’s coming up on June 12. If he wins, and eats more then 20 hot dogs he will get to compete on July 4th in New York.  I plan on going to the Norfolk competition. 
  • I’m interested in seeing Shrek Forever After. I didn’t love the last one. The only part I remember liking is when the Gingerbread Man said, “I pooped a button.” That made me laugh. Has anyone seen the new one?
  • We had a great day at Waters Edge yesterday. We concluded our series Capacity Campaign. If you are a part of Waters Edge I hope you were there. After the 6 PM service one member told me that it was a top ten service of all time. 
  • In an attempt to not become hoarders Monica (my wife) and I cleaned out some cabinets and closets.  It’s really hard to get rid of things, but we are running out of space.  I just kept thinking that two people shouldn’t have every closet and cabinet overflowing.
  • I found a tick on my belly this weekend. I’m not sure where it came from. I’m also not sure why God created them. What is their purpose? I am surprised they don’t sparkle in the sun. They are the vampires of bugs right?
  • Lost is over. I’m still processing the series finale. It was really good, but I was expecting a bigger twist. SPOILER ALERT: I wasn’t expecting it to end like the sixth sense. At least I think they were all dead. I’m still pondering it.
  • 24 ends tonight. It’s interesting to me that Lost seems to get a lot more media attention then 24. They both were iconic shows. The ending of 24 just doesn’t seem to be getting the media hype that Lost got.
  • I’m kind of bored with my music right now. I’m looking for a good new CD to buy. Anyone got any suggestions?
  • Monica’s car died on Wednesday. It ended up being the battery.  What should have only taken a few minutes ended up being a 4 hour adventure. My brother helped me get the battery out. It’s a Volkswagen Jetta. Germans don’t make their car batteries come out easy.  They also don’t make them easy to buy. I went to two different Auto stores to find a battery.  Neither of them had one and none of their stores that were close had one either. I called the dealership to see if they had one. They did. I asked them to hold one for me. I left my house at 5:00 PM, they close at 5:30, and I live 10 minutes away.  Because of an accident I got stuck on a one lane road.  I arrived at 5:28 to hear the employee say, “I’m sorry we already sold it. You told him to hold it for you?” I was not happy! Right before I walked out the door he told me they had a knock off brand that I could buy. I don’t know why he waited to tell me that. I bought it.
  • The Lakers lost to the Suns last night. I really wanted them to win to keep pace with the Celtics. The Magic are playing like a WNBA team against the Celtics.
  • I had a good time hosting Tony Morgan and James McDonald for Whiteboard.
    I was nervous that I would say something stupid around them. I don’t think I did. I did however get turned around multiple times while driving Tony Morgan. I told him that I’m not from VA Beach but it was still a little embarrassing.
  • I was hoping to get to spend a little bit of time with Jonathan Falwell at Whiteboard. It’s a dream of mine to speak at my Alma mater, Liberty University. I don’t think I would ask him if I could speak, but I would have liked to make a connection. 
  • What’s up with single Christian guys? There just doesn’t seem to be a lot of them around. Monica and I have a plethora of friends that love God and are female. If you are a single guy and you love God visit Waters Edge Church and I’ll hook you up. I can’t guarantee that these girls will like you but I can introduce you to them. You’ll need to have some game and take care of the rest.

Whew…I feel better now.