Day of Lists Part 2

by | Apr 3, 2009 | robshep.com

THINGS THAT ARE GAG NASTYSitting on a public restroom toilet seat. If I have to use one I hover. Sour CreamThe word moistLima BeansBodily fluids coming out of your bodyBig men in tiny swimsuitsMayonnaise – I once lost a bet and had to eat two big spoonfuls. I...

Day of Lists Part 1

by | Apr 3, 2009 | robshep.com

THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIEWrite a book. My goal was to write it on my days off this year. We are in April and I’ve written a paragraph. I stink at goals. See the Los Angeles Lakers play in every NBA arena. 5 down. 25 to go. Speak at Liberty University. This is my...

I Need A Good Laugh

by | Apr 2, 2009 | robshep.com

I like to laugh. Problem is I don’t laugh as much as I want to. I think I’m a hard critic or a comedy snob. I’d love to know the last thing that made you laugh. Maybe just maybe it will make me laugh.

I HATE Reading

by | Apr 2, 2009 | robshep.com

Years ago I heard someone smart say “readers are leaders and leaders are readers.”I’ve always preferred the movie. If you tell me a book is great then I will take your word for it and then wait for the movie. That way my movie experience isn’t...

The April Fool

by | Apr 1, 2009 | robshep.com

There is a difference between being a fool and making a foolish mistake. We all make foolish mistakes from time to time. Case in point…I once owned a pair of Patrick Ewing basketball shoes. A foolish mistake is something you did unintentionally and you regret it...

5 Good Questions

by | Mar 31, 2009 | robshep.com

And now it’s time for…5 Good QuestionsKids who cuss in movies: Funny or offensive?Would You Rather…be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or have your eyes glued shut for a day? Better band U2 or Coldplay?If your poo...