Dear Santa

Dear Santa, What up? Let’s just cut to the chase. You don’t ask for a relationship. You only ask that we be nice. If we are nice you give us gifts. I’ve been pretty nice this year. By the way have you lost some weight? You are looking good. Now I...

Mind Dump

My brain is constipated with random thoughts. It’s time to free up some space with another Mind Dump… We spent $40 to rent this… Because of this text… “Connor puked cottage cheese vomit all over both of us and the carpet. After work you...

Your Blank Matters

Your blank matters. As in your fill in the blank. Your Tweet matters. Your Facebook updates matter. Your attitude matters. Your words matter. Your driving matters. Your making sure that the toilet paper rolls over and down and not under and up really matters....

I Always Tell My Kids To…

I have 8 month old twins. They are awesome. They are also squiggly. When I am holding one of the twins they will often squiggle their way into a position that would lead to great regret. If I wasn’t holding them they would squiggle their way to a face plant on...

Hayden’s First Blog Post

Update: The winner of the virtual shout out is Moe! Thanks everyone for the comments. It was a tough call. So many funny comments! My son Hayden is 8 months old.  He really wanted to blog so I put the computer in front of him and this is what he came up with…...