And now it’s time for…
5 Good Questions
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If you could professionally wrestle against anyone who would it be?
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How much money would it take for you to lick another persons rash?
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Would you rather pee your pants every time you laugh or have your laugh sound like a middle school girl screaming?
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Is Superman ticklish? Why or why not?
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Why do people say bye bye? I mean isn’t one bye good enough.
Here’s how you play. Answer the previous 5 Good Questions in the comment section. By Thursday at 10:00 PM Rob will decide which person answered the best and declare a winner.
Oh, excellent, thought-provoking questions! Here are my answers:
1). I would choose to wrestle Jessica Alba. Hey, you might prefer Jesse Ventura, but I'm smarter than that.
2). I would lick a rash for $2.58.
3). I would rather pee my pants than laugh weird. Plus I rather enjoy the all encompassing warmth and moisture.
4). Superman is ticklish. His faggiggily gland grew to super size when Krypton exploded. Superman has been know to laugh like a giddy school girl when he is tickled.
5). I say "bye bye" when ending phone calls to make it appear like I am friendly, but I say it in a VERY condescending manner. One "bye" would just not give me the feeling that I am striving to achieve.
1. I would professionally wrestle Ghegis Khan. He's dead. So I bet I could beat a skeleton.
2. The amount of the doctor's visit + cost of meds + cost of comfortable living in Europe for a year for Jess and myself.
3. Both sound enjoyable. So I choose both a & b.
4. Yes. If you tickle him with cryptonite gloves on.
5. We are America. More is always better.
1. Chuck Norris–I think he is big enough, confident enough to give me (a female) a pass. If not, I would rather dance in the ring with him than most.
2.It would take ALL the money the person had–however much that might be because I don't think they would give up everything for that hideous pleasure.
3.Laugh like the screeching girl because that would probably make the other person wet their pants.
4. Superman is so ticklish. How do you think he leaps tall buildings in a single bound–the wind catches his cape and the tickle sends him to outer space.
5. Some people just have trouble ending a conversation or encounter–bye bye seems a little less final, less serious, less definite.
Here we go!
1. Professionally? Well that rules out bringing Jay Leno back in the ring… although he does deserve a good thrashing for the whole late-night-hosting fiasco. That leaves me with choice B, Jack Black as Nacho Libre.
2. $74.19, and a fully-catered buffet in my honor from either Moe's or Chipotle.
3. That's just silly. Billy Madison taught us that peeing your pants is cool. To choose the latter would be to sacrifice one's own coolness.
4. Is Batman a vegetarian? Does the Flash get cramps from running? Does Spider-man use DVR for all the shows he misses while web-slinging & fighting evil? The world may never know…
5. Article 329-A, sub-section C of the by-laws of ending a conversation states "One 'bye' will not properly suffice when successfully ending a conversation. Proceed with a double-dosage of back-to-back 'bye's, then promptly execute the necessary method of a 90-degree turn followed by brisk walking. If you're on the phone, use necessary speed/force in pressing the appropriate call-ending button."
Great questions..
1.)I would wrestle the owner of Moe's for the impersonation of a Chipotle food chain…
2.)I would lick a rash for $8,527.96
because that's how much my hair transplants would cost – if I got them.
3.) I would rather Laugh like a screeching girl – but not the girl who goes to WEC and is really loud.
4.) Superman is the man of steel, he is not ticklish
5.)I say Buy Buy. I spell it differently when i say it because I am a service manager and i subliminally implant those words into my customer's heads…