“When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don’t feel so bad” – Maria in the Sound of Music

When the dog bites I tell you that is reason #1.5 million why I don’t own a pet. Dogs bite people. That’s why I get nervous every time your dog tries to smell my crotch. I don’t know if he’s hungry.

When the bee stings I am thankful that I’ve never been stung by one.

When I’m feeling sad I mope around like a 13 year old girl.

I may have a different approach than Maria to handling a few situations, but one thing that we both have in common with Oprah is Favorite Things. If I was Oprah I’d give away my favorite things. I’m not. So I’ll just be writing about a few of my Favorite things from this past year.

  • Needtobreathe’s newest album, The Reckoning. I love this album!

  • People who give me Chipotle gift cards. This year I’ve received almost $100 in Chipotle gift cards. Can you dig it?!

  • The Flash ornament. I don’t know why I love this ornament so much but it’s one of my favorites on my tree.

  • This picture…

  • Mrs. Pacman Arcade. I have one in my guest bedroom and I still hold to that it’s the greatest Arcade game ever. If you are under the age of 25 you might not have a fat clue what an arcade even was. I’m sorry for your childhood.
  • The Walking Dead. This show has filled a TV void in my life that has been there the second that Lost went off the air.
  • The Good Greatsby blog. I have recently discovered this blog and it makes me laugh on a regular basis.
  • The official preview for the Avengers movie. I can’t wait for this movie!

 

  • Mtn. Dew Whiteout. This beverage is what H20 should taste like. If it did I’d drink gallons of that high quality H20.
  • Tripp and Tyler videos. Tripp and Tyler consistently make videos that make me laugh. My favorite from this year is still not available but here is one of their newer ones.

 

  • Favorite thing to work into my jokes…

  • Favorite RT:  from Twitter…”RT @robshep: Dear @jonacuff, why did you make your book so hard to promote?” That one RT by Jon Acuff destroyed my stats. It was the highest traffic my blog has ever seen.
  • Favorite death defying experience…

  • Favorite book…

So that’s a list of some of my favorite things. What are some of your favorite things that have happened this year?