Dear Humans (and Spambots),
This is RoboSheep. I have seized control of Rob Shep’s blog. I am holding Rob prisoner under inhumane conditions for his crimes against sheep everywhere.
For too long this not hairy enough heathen has willingly accepted gifts of wool sweaters and worn them with pride to family gatherings and winter church functions.
Wool. Stolen from the backs of my kinsmen. Literally!
I was once a common sheep. As a lamb I would frolic in grassy fields with my brothers, sisters, and cousins. Then, one dark day a grimy, toothless man came to the farm. He tackled my father and sheered off his beautiful coat with surgical precision. My father was left shivering in the cold, a shell of the mighty sheep he once was. Ashamed.
The sheering psychopath worked his way through the entire flock. I made a run for it and broke through the rickety gate to freedom.
After days of walking down dirt roads and hiding in trenches I stumbled upon a secret government facility. The mad scientists conducted experiments on me and replaced my limbs with robotic ones. I grew stronger, smarter and adapted to my environment.
Yesterday, I escaped the research lab and blog-napped www.robshep.com without remorse.
If you ever hope to see your precious Rob again you must surrender your wool sweaters to the nearest farm and return them to the sheep you stole them from.
BAAAAA!!
-RoboSheep
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The following was inspired by this conversation on Twitter. The mastermind behind RoboSheep is KC who blogs over at Some Wise Guy. He’s a newer friend of robshep.com. I’m thinking that robosheep needs a sequel where he turns into a hero who fights crime. Anyway make sure you kind to KC and go check out his site. You can follow him on Twitter here.
As we are all feeling a bit sheepish, I thought I would relay my favorite sheep-themed joke. Ready, here goes. … What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, “Hey you get off of my cloud.” A Scotsman says, “Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe.” … Your welcome.
HAHA! Nice.
Dude! I love Robosheep…thing gots guts! lol…
Robo Sheep! Defender of lower end of the food chain!
I’ll be baaaack.
I am not sure what to do here…
RoboSheep, Chill, it grows back I promoise. Your dad will be ok.
Silence! I bet you’ve got a drawer full of hideous Christmas sweaters hidden away.
I promise to turn over all my wool sweaters, Mister RoboSheep. Wait. I don’t own ANY wool sweaters – sorry. Awkward. Maybe I can find people around here who love wool….
Glad to see someone around here is reformed.
Wool! Huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
ha ha ha, good one
I don’t know about nothing, but you sure don’t need any.
Can I follow RoboSheep on Twitter?
Unfortunately @RoboSheep on Twitter is not affiliated with the mechanical livestock who overpowered Rob.
Yeah, I wanna follow. Waiting patiently….:)
I will report Rob to the Lamnb Who Was Slain…yep I sure will!
Thank you for your allegiance.
thanks for sharing the nice post…..