My brain is constipated with random thoughts. It’s time to free up some space with another Mind Dump…

  • My brother and I have been playing a video game together for over 1 1/2 years. We started it a long time ago and finally beat it this past week. Now to our defense we didn’t get to play it a lot. It was a few hours here and there.  We didn’t play this game unless the two of us were together. It took forever, but we finally beat that game! I know you don’t care but it’s a big deal to us. We wasted many hours trying to beat this game.
  • I got Mat Kearney’s new CD for my birthday. Love it! I love his first two CD’s and this one might be the best one yet. If you haven’t heard “Hey Mama” then you should apologize to your ears. It’s a great song.
  • What actor has the best overall movie library? I was talking about this with a group of my friends and opinions varied greatly. Everyone from Arnold and Sly to Bill Murray was mentioned. I would have to say that the top three are Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, and Arnold. I know that some of you will think Arnold is a joke but it’s who my brother picked. After looking over his films and looking at the films that I own on DVD, he rules. Predator, Terminator 2, True Lies, Kindergarten Cop, and Twins are all great movies that I own. Which actor do you think has the best overall library? Remember it’s not who is your favorite actor it’s who has the best overall library. That is if you owned everyone of their movies they would have the most great movies out of any other actor.
  • Last week was week two of my vacation. I love vacation! This was one of the weirdest ones of my life. First off it was the first one that I’ve had with kids. Kids are game changers when it comes to vacation. The first week of vacation was started with me getting strep throat and it ended with Monica getting strep throat. That was not fun. We did manage to get away to Smithfield Station for one night. We recieved a very nice gift card and were able to get a hotel room and dinner. It was a nice quick get a way.
  • The second week of vacation was great. We rested as much as you can rest with 4 month old twins. I got to watch a couple of movies on DVD. And we got away for one night to Monica’s parent’s river house. It was a great week.
  • My wife and I are on a Raisin Brand Crunch kick. It’s a great cereal. What is your favorite cereal?
  • Unless your name is Indiana it’s perfectly acceptable to scream like an 11 year old girl whenever you walk through a spiderweb. Yes I did walk through one and yes it did inspire that thought.
  • Do you remember the movie The Wizard? I saw that movie as a kid and loved it. It starred Fred Savage and it was the premiere of Super Mario Bros 3.
  • Speaking of Super Mario Bros 3, the first time I played that game it was in Asian. Now I know that’s not proper but I don’t know if it was in Chinese or Japanese.  The point is that the game was all in an Asian language that I didn’t understand. We rented it when it first came out and for some reason they didn’t have the English version. We didn’t know you could fly for the longest time. We would run and hear this whistle blowing and wonder what in the world it meant. That is a great game! Maybe the best?
  • My twins eat the same thing every day for every meal and yet they produce different styles of poo. I don’t know how the smell and texture could be so different. They should smell the same and look the same all the time.
  • When was the last time you went to Golden Carrol? I went there the other day because a friend of mine wanted to eat there. It’s not easy to A. Find high quality food B. Find Weight Watcher friendly food and C. resist eating that low quality non Weight Watcher friendly food. I did pretty good resisting.
  • I am not a big fan of the beach. I’ve got what you’d call a keg of a gut. I don’t fit in great where people enjoy showing off their six packs. When I do go to the beach the first thing I do if find someone who has a bigger gut then me and then go and hang out near them. I learned this from a Garfield comic. He said to hang out with people fatter then you and you’ll look thinner. Only problem is when I am the fattest guy. I’m hoping that by not eating at Golden Carrol again and by sticking with Weight Watchers that I won’t be the fattest guy at the beach next summer. I still won’t love the beach.
  • On second thought I might never have a beach ready body. Did you know that they make donuts with bacon? Who knew?
  • Monica and I went to RingO’s while we were on vacation. It’s a little donut shop in Smithfield, VA. They had donuts with bacon. BACON!
  • My son Hayden threw up on my face. It was my fault. I was so excited to see him after we stayed a night away that I picked him up and held him over my head. He was so excited to see me that he puked. People may call it spit up but it was projectile and came out of his mouth. That sounds like puke to me.
  • I have mentioned this on the blog before but I have never puked. I’ve never hugged a toilet. I’ve never been sick to my stomach. I’ve also never had a cavity or been stung by a bee.

Whew…I feel better now.