I’ve Never…

  • Thrown up. I’ve never been sick to my stomach and I’ve never hugged a toilet.
  • Been stung by a bee.
  • Grown a sweet or unsweet mustache.
  • Gotten a tattoo.
  • Had to blame it on the a a a a a alcohol.
  • Smoked a cigar, cigarette, or pipe.
  • Gone streaking.
  • Kissed another girl other than my wife.
  • Met a pizza I didn’t like. In other words I like all pizza.
  • Seen Gone With The Wind.
  • Successfully shuffled a deck of cards.

So that’s my list. I tried to pick things that I haven’t done but I think that you have. Now it’s your turn. What have you never done that you know or think that I have?