And now it’s time for…
5 Good Questions
- Better cheese: Cheddar or American?
- Would You Rather have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or an earlobe the size of a basketball?
- Why do people smell their finger after they have put it in their belly button?
- What would you eat if it was your last meal on earth?
- Is it possible to pop all the kernels in a bag of microwave popcorn without burning it? If so how much time does it need to cook and what brand?
Here’s how you play. Answer the previous 5 Good Questions in the comment section. At some point in the future Rob will decide which person answered the best and declare a winner. The winner of the last 5 Good Questions is Daniel.
1. american – patriotic chap that i am.
2. earlobe the size of a basketball…imagine the bling you could put on it!
3. ummm…i’ll have to try that…have not had that pleasure.
4. whole lot of hot sauce to prepare me…for what is to come.
5. nope…scientifically proven impossible… they are protestinghte improper treatment of kernels everywhere and would rather burn than pop for the “man”.
Ummm…wow I missed the first question. Here’s is my redo.
1. Most Def Cheddar. American tastes cheap.
2. Foot long eyelash. I love finding unexpectedly long hairs and pulling them. Like an arm hair that’s over an inch long.
3. Because the discovery that that part of the body smells bad is about the same time that the body starts to turn belly button lent into an addictive substance. They sniff out of addiction not curiosity.
4. Capt’n Georges. I love seafood.
5a. It is not possible. Some kernels just don’t want to be popped.
5b. I guess you press the “popcorn” button. I don’t know. I don’t eat popcorn.
one :: cheddar
two :: i'd have to go with the earlobe. it could double as a pillow when i need a quick rest.
three :: i don't know who these people are, but i'm not one of them…
four :: fried chicken, macaroni & cheese, mashed potatoes, cornbread, and sweet tea. i'd finish it off with funfetti cake w/ rainbow chip icing.
five :: if it's possible, i've certainly never succeeded.
1. Sharp cheddar- hard cheeses are good for you
2. Long eyelash, it would eventually fall out. but if it didn’t you could get a bunch of fake ones.
3. It is a freudian gesture that small children do to create intimacy with their mothers. I don’t believe grown people do this.
4. This question is stressing me out. Probably steak that Dan makes with gorgonzola cheese and onion straws with broccoli and baked potato. Dessert would have to be some sort of cheesecake.
5. I believe that D. Reeves needs to be consulted on this question, as it is a NASA secret. They had to perfect it, because when we live on the moon there can be no extra kernels or it will put someone’s eye out!
1. Cheddar…. no question!
2. Eyelash, seems less awkward.
3. Gross.
4. Outback-House Special steak, House Salad with Honey Mustard, green beans, mashed potatoes and for dessert…. ummm… Brownies with ice cream and nuts, although I do love Funfetti cake!
5. Not possible but we just push the popcorn button and call it a day!
1.American
2.The eyelash? I honestly don’t know 🙂
3.I have no idea, I don’t think I’ve even done that.
4.Cheeseburger and Fries
5.If anyone knows the answer the this PLEASE let me know also! 🙂 I’ve never managed to do it.
SO MANY COMMENTS…I’ll try
1- CHEDDAR (it’s very grown up!)
2- RIDICULOUSLY LONG EYELASH (isn’t that what girls are always complaining about anyways?)
3- Knowing that I take such good care of myself and shower daily, it amazes me that that part of the body just can’t seem to clean up and smell “spring time fresh” like the rest (TMI?)
4- small, yummy dinner (entree unimportant) cooked by me and shared with my family and friends. I would want it to be the best meal I ever cooked so that I could peace out on a high note
5- the secret? not quite sure, but I think it has something to do with “doing away” with the bag and returning to the “popcorn” machine!!!
1. Cheddar- cause it is real cheese…have you ever read the ingredients in “American” ? kinda like the nation- looks good, but full of fake stuff!(although I do love my country, the analogy works!) :)-
2. An earlobe the size of a basket ball: could function as a rainhat, scarf, could use it to cover your mouth when you cough, get it pierced so it resembles a purse or wallet, a weapon if someone is too close you can slap them, a name plaque for when picking someone up from airport…the list goes on!
3. because it’s too interesting a crevice to not want to explore, but not interesting enough to taste. Dude- do people actually do this?!
4. belly button jam, since I am now very curious.
5. not possible. but I have certainly tried- I even tried good ‘ol airpopped. There are some kernels that are just plain stubborn, and will get searing hot but will never just POP…Rob, why won’t they just give in and POP? POP Blast ye!!AAAAHHHHHHH!
1. Definitely cheddar!
2. Extremely long eyelash, I guess?
3. Have not been there or done that, so I’m not sure. I can say that the only fascination that i ever had with my belly button was actually seeing the bottom of it when I was very pregnant.
4. Anything chocolate!
5. So not possible.
1. Cheddar – the stinkier the better.
2. Eyelash – then I could comb it back to cover my small balding spot. (I know it’s hardly noticeable).
3. Odd, I think this is just you. Please, seek help immediately … really, go now.
4. Low fat yogurt – I’m on a diet you know.
5. This is possible theoretically. However, after the U.S. gov’t spent more than $3.75 billion on the Popcorn Office of Proof (or POOP, for short), no bags were found without unpopped kernels.
1. Cheddar, American is only good on Grilled Cheese
2. How does an eyelash (which girls go to great lengths to make ook thicker) even compare to a funky earlobe that islike saying would you rather have long legs or a big nose?
3.What person over age 3 smells their finger that is gross.
4. Taco salad with Fountain Dr.Pepper from Sonic, a piece of karen Montgomery cake and some cookie dough ice cream with out chocalte chips.
5. I am sure Chanda can
I definitely vote for Jess… can I do that? Ha-larious.
1. Cheddar, I prefer sharp… I like all kinds of cheese though. Even Cheese Whiz. Ha… whiz… why’d we eat that as kids?
2. These are both horrible… a foot long eyelash… measure out 12″ and hand it from your eye people, no woman would want that. I’m going eyelash still, an earlobe that big will be really heavy and will give you other health complicatons because it will make you walk leaning heavily to one side which will also contribute to diabetes and high blood sugar among other issues.
3. Really? I never put my finger in my belly button, or smell it. Why do you do that?
4. Not sure… it would involve both steak and ribs though, definitely onion straws and exotic cheese.
5. No. Unless every kernal was hand inspected, it would be impossible to get 0 duds… do you know how much a hand inspected bag of popocorn would cost you? I could probably make you a bag. I’ll charge you $500 for it.
1. Cheddar
2. Foot long eyelash . . . and I would trim it.
3. I have no idea.
4. Maggiano’s family style
5. No, it’s not possible.